10. People who use the word "Irregardless".
9. People named Tom or Jeff that spell their name Thom or Geoff.
8. "We have to fight them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here."
7. People who are against abortion, but are also against birth control and sex education.
6. pseudo-celebrities that are famous even though they have absolutely no talent.
(i.e. Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, Nicole Richie)
5. rap music made after 1995.
4. bands that were good when they were on drugs and alcohol, but suck now that they are clean.
(i.e. Pearl Jam, Aerosmith, Metallica)
3. giant multimedia companies that ensure that the same crappy songs are played on all the
stations over and over again.
2. evangelical christians who believe that hating gays and keeping people from getting abortions
is more important than helping poor people and preserving our environment.
1. "We're doing this to preserve the sanctity of marriage."
While this surely isn't a complete list, nor is it in order according to the intensity of my hatred, it is what was irritating me today....
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Now, on #9, you gotta remember that these innocent people did not name themselves. Some parents just get a creativity jones from the post-birth hormonal cocktail. For example, my mother, whom I have since forgiven.
Irregardless...
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